Three more things...

4. I like chocolate, the smell of pine trees, wind in my hair, heavy Lakeland rain and the sight of sun on hills.

5. I find feet ugly.

6. I have never smoked a single cigarette. Never even had the curiosity to try even one. No desire to defy my father's absolute ban on smoking. No comprehension whatsoever of why people do it. I think this shows an alarming lack of something I can't put my finger on.