Psst.....

Hello have you seen jj at all?

No, not heard a thing from her. Reckon she's run off...

Do you think she's too embarassed to tell us she's still not finished That Paper?

Well, the thought did pass through my mind but, for goodness sake, she MUST have got it done by now.

I don't know. Just have a funny feeling that it's not going well..

I did hear it's the Queen's Birthday celebrations in Holland today. Maybe she's off out partying...

Naaah, not her, she's not the partying type, but she did tell me that that chap she lives with - what's his name, Budge or Bud or something - she said he always insists on going out and looking for bargains on Queen's Day. (They're a funny lot the Dutch. Only nation I ever heard of who celebrate their monarch's birthday by putting all their old things out on the street and selling them off cheap...)

That could be it. Or maybe it's been hectic at work - it sounded a bit frantic last time she mentioned the office.

Yeah. I think she has a low stress threshold. She should take up running or yoga or something.

Well, she doesn't seem to be posting much these days so I suppose we'll just have to go off and read Google/News and read something interesting - like what the date is for dropping the first bombs on Tehran (how did I know a year ago that we were going to do that?) - or something like that. I'm being cynical now. Better go. Shouldn't really be taking up this space on someone else's blog. See ye later.

Think I might just hang around here a bit longer. Just in case... Getting a bit worried about that girl...